Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 12  Num. 51
                     ("Quid coniuratio est?")


S.O.S. Finland.... S.O.S. Finland....

This is Brian Francis Redman, Editor-in-Chief of Conspiracy Nation, signaling from Illinois... Hello, Finland.

Wishing to gain immigrant and/or political exile status in your nation. Reason for selecting Finland is your fine history of repelling Nazi and Soviet invaders. Feel you are best bet to withstand Amerikkkan encroachment. Have skills to offer: knowledge of computers, foreign languages.

Synopsis: Having studied true history of America, am alarmed at creeping fascist encroachment here. Good example is Rep. Livingstone's most recent bold remarks that he will "make the trains run on time," an unmistakable signal that previous "Friendly Fascism" (e.g. book "Friendly Fascism" by Bertram Gross) is about to be replaced by Mussolini style fascism here. Due to my honest writings on what has been happening in USA, feel that I will be a primary target of imminent political round-up and even political murder. AM SINCERELY REQUESTING INFORMATION ON HOW TO GO ABOUT PROCESS OF GAINING POLITICAL ASYLUM.

Current example of why it is now impossible for me to remain in this country is imminent depletion of weapons inventories via their being dumped on the innocent people of Iraq -- all for ultimate purpose of necessitating replacement of the depleted weapons inventories and consequent (and unending) expenditures on armament replacements. Have distanced myself from evil Big Business/Big Government partnership by refusing to vote, as have 63 percent of my fellow Americans in the recent "election"; have tried to alert my fellow citizens on the true nature of the evil being perpetrated by the Washington, D.C. government -- in vain, as most opt for pseudo-sophisticated rationalizations and refuse to face facts.

S.O.S. Finland.... S.O.S. Finland.... Please respond. Have done level best here, as any decent human being would, but situation now here in USA in last rigor mortis. Urgently request info on how to implement evacuation plan and emigrate to your nation. Please respond to on Internet.

Brian Francis Redman
Conspiracy Nation

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