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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 8 Num. 48

("Quid coniuratio est?")


With this issue Conspiracy Nation is pleased to introduce a new contributor: The Rumor Mill News Service, edited by "RU". The following, from what I can tell, appears to be RUMOR ONLY. What is more, I have NO IDEA who the author is; I received the following anonymously, with the promise of "more to come".

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                            News Flash
                    Direct From the RMN Agency
          Two breaking stories crossed our desks this morning.

Hillary and Bill: Parents again?

The wire services flashed this breaking story around the world. Hillary Clinton told Time Magazine that she and the President want a second child and will talk seriously about adopting once the election is over.

Our sources, always skeptical of any sweeter than sweet news coming out of the White House, decided to delve deeper into this story to find the real news.

The truth behind these deceptively sweet headlines is stranger than fiction. Bear with us as we try to give you the background to help you understand the latest attempt from the White House to make the First Lady and her husband appear like the everyday loving couple across the street.... in this case, a heavily barricaded street.

One must travel back in time to the college days of Bill and Hillary. A time when both were recruited by elements of the CIA. The pairing was strictly political, she was the brains and he was the likeable trained parrot who could shift his daily rhetoric as easily as a chameleon changes colors. She was promised power, he was promised anything he could get. The pairing worked well and the first couple from Arkansas easily won the White House.

Things started going downhill for them when they realized that while they were in Arkansas, no one in the rest of the world really cared what they did. They tried to bring their modus operandi into the White House, and quickly discovered that the brains behind the parrot could not continue to wield her conspicuous power. Her revision of the health care system exploded in her face. She had to retreat to the kitchen for awhile.

Then the Whitewater hearings brought more criticism on her when her billing records mysteriously turned up after being subpoenaed for over two years. After testing, the records showed her fingerprints and Vince Foster's. More criticism was leveled at her when it was discovered that she was the one who had ordered the firing of the White House Travel Office, and was probably the one who ordered the investigation by the Justice Department which was supposed to prove that the head of the White House Travel Office was guilty of theft and fraud. Instead, it proved that he was innocent, but it cost him everything he and his wife had, just to pay the legal bills. At about the same time, the First Lady released a book about how to raise children: "It Takes a Village....". Following close on the heels of the release of this book, she made history by becoming the first First Lady to be called before a Grand Jury.

To many in the know inside the Beltway, it looked as if her star was rapidly sinking. But would she bring down the President as well? Now this is where the story gets stranger than fiction and we have to ask your indulgence as we begin to weave the threads that will eventually bring you to the understanding of why the first lady needs an heir... preferably a male heir... one named William Jefferson Clinton, Jr.

The President and his wife were 15 years old when their hero was murdered. His death shaped their future and sealed their destinies. President Clinton has invoked the memory of JFK more than once to bring himself closer to the generation that revered the slain President.

JFK was cut down while he was still immensely popular. There were many right wing groups who were openly threatening war, revolution, impeachment and even assassination in order to rid themselves of what they considered the worst President ever. While this loud revolution was fomenting, another, quiet and more deadly revolution was simmering.

Within the Federal Reserve, blood pressures were rising as President Kennedy began to issue United States Treasury notes. Kennedy knew that to defeat the Entrenched Eastcoast Establishment he had to kill their cash cow. He had to abolish the Federal Reserve and take the control of the United States out of the hands of international bankers. There were no altruistic reasons for this. Kennedy knew full well that to build his own dynasty, he had to destroy the one that preceded his. He felt himself to be the first President elected since the formation of the Federal Reserve that did not work for it, and he knew that if he were to be successful in placing a Kennedy Dynasty at the helm of the United States of America, he had to put a stop to the open spigot of money that flowed into the Federal Reserve stock holders, their non-profit foundations and think tanks, and the candidates that were spawned out of these think tanks.

Kennedy did not have a chance to implement his plan because he underestimated the power of his enemy. If JFK had been successful, he would have been the first of a long series of Kennedy Presidents. He would have served 8 years, Bobbie would have served 8 years and Ted would have served 8 years. Ted would have retired in 1984, just in time for the second generation of Kennedy clan to take over. And with all the senior Kennedy statesmen still around as advisors and Ambassadors, the Camelot dream would have lived forever. At least that was what Joe Kennedy envisioned when he groomed his sons for the White House.

William Jefferson Clinton was moved to seek public service because of his love for JFK. He patterned himself after his fallen hero. The climate he created in Washington invokes comparisons with JFK. In his mind he sees the comparisons as favorable. He sees himself influencing a whole generation of children in the same way that JFK influenced a whole generation, and by doing so, insure that the Democratic party stays strong for the next 20-30 years.

Other people do not see his similarity to JFK in such a positive light. Others compare the mood of the conservatives to the mood of the right wing at the time of JFK's assassination. The front page of a major Texas newspaper called for his impeachment the day he arrived in Dallas. There were many forces within government that saw what Kennedy was doing to their hard won power base. Many of these forces were in enemy camps, but they knew that if they did not cooperate with each other, they would soon all be out in the cold.

By removing Kennedy in the way they did, they created many problems for themselves. His assassination made him a martyr. It also made the Democratic party a force to be dealt with for the next generation. It also created a clan of Kennedys who know the truth and who are only biding their time to claim what is rightfully theirs.

The martyr image was easily dealt with because the control of the media was in the same hands as those who ordered the trigger to be pulled. The image of the slain President could be manipulated and created in any way that the powerbrokers wished. The young hoardes of enthusiastic Democrats who followed their slain leader into the halls of leadership could be easily molded with the help of the think tanks that were fed with Federal Reserve money. The Democratic party became the party of the Federal Reserve and their think tanks. This isn't saying that the Republican party doesn't have its traitors too, but true conservative constitutionalists have always been in the Republican wings... at least since the days of Barry Goldwater.

Bill Clinton and his wife rode to power on the unspoken promise of restoring Camelot. Every chance he could, he invoked Kennedy-esque mannerisms and speeches. He wanted the American people to love him, just as they loved JFK. What he didn't bargain for was the transference of the hate that certain Americans felt for JFK.

Now that the background has been properly laid, let's lay out the problems that face the President and his wife in regaining the White House. Hillary Clinton is a liability to the President. Whenever she exerts the brains that put Bill where he is, she is jumped on by the conservatives and shown to be the power hungry woman behind the parrot.

Now that Bill is firmly in power and has advisors surrounding him that come from the hallowed halls of Federal Reserve think tanks, such as the Brookings Institute, the Council on Foreign Relations, etc., it is now viewed by his supporters that it might be time for Hillary to fade away.... permanently. Just in time for him to take a new wife and produce legitimate heirs to the throne.

But wait... is this what's really behind the announcement that the first couple wants a baby? Hold your breath because the rollercoaster is nearing the top.

Bill and his advisors believe that Hillary is the problem. When Ron Brown was threatening to take down the first couple if he was indicted in the gas pipe line scandal, a convenient air crash silenced him and the investigation. As one special prosecutor was heard to say, "You can't indict a dead man, so we're wrapping it up." By wrapping up the investigation into bribery and payoffs in regards to the Oklahoma gas pipe line, the first family's involvement was kept out of the newspapers.

The lesson learned by the Ron Brown crash must have really made an impression on someone, because it was duplicated a short time later to prevent former CIA Director William Colby from testifying behind closed doors in a Senate subcommittee investigating banking scandals stretching from the Nugan Hand Bank in Australia, to Hillary's home town, and down into Arkansas. "Gee whillakers, guys... do you think it could work again?"

The scenario for Hillary's demise had been laid months ago. Rumors have been fed into the rumor mill that she and Vince Foster were lovers. DNA analysis of the hairs found in Vince Foster's underwear show that they match Hillary's. Other sources, rumored to be allied with the CIA, have published articles stating that Hillary and Foster have been Mossad moles within the National Security Agency for years. Foster is said to have sold Israel the codes used by the President to launch nuclear missiles. A rogue group within the CIA is said to have uncovered Foster and his partner in the White House. According to the same article, this group of Rogues drained the Swiss bank accounts of Foster. All of this is supposed to make the public think that Foster was just about to be exposed as an agent of a foreign government. When Jonathan Pollard was discovered selling secrets to the Israelis, he was sentenced to life in prison. Could Foster expect any less? Not wanting to heap shame and ruin upon his family, he chose the noble way out...

At least this is what the CIA-controlled rumor mills want the public to believe. But just in case you don't believe that he committed suicide, a murder scenario was also set in place which traces his murder to a rogue unit within the CIA. At the time that Foster was murdered, the suicide of Hillary was mapped out.

A believeable scenario has been set up in which the First Lady commits suicide because she is despondent over the death of her lover Vince Foster. The suicide drill has been run several times already. The group which has been assigned to carry it out has planned it down to the last detail. They are now running "suicide drills" in all the various cities that the First Lady visits in the course of her work as First Lady. The moment they get the green light, they will be prepared, no matter where she is.

The moles in the White House work both ways. Some are double moles, seemingly working for both sides in the White House, but in reality working for an unseen hand. These moles have already carried back to Hillary the President's plan to get rid of her so that he can have some fun in his next term. Knowing that the circle around her husband was responsible for the deaths of Ron Brown, Bill Colby and Vince Foster, Mrs. Clinton knew that this rumor could be deadly if it was ignored.

Being a little sharper than her husband, she could read the handwriting on the wall, and she knew that even if he did manage to kill her, bury the Whitewater scandal and get himself re-elected, she knew that the offshore bank accounts wouldn't stay hidden forever, and all the Arkansas scandals involving drugs, sex and murder would eventually surface. So far, the President's advisors have sacrificed Hillary to the wolves and have allowed the President to hide behind her broad skirts. Being the smart one in the family has allowed Hillary to see beyond the victory in November to the first year of the second term.

Once she has been removed from the scene, the full brunt of the fraud and corruption that ruled Arkansas since Bill Clinton was elected governor would be brought to bear on his shoulders alone. She would no longer be there to deflect the media. Once full scale investigations begin into the offshore accounts, which are fully stuffed with drug money from Mena, Clinton would be forced to resign or be impeached.

While Bill may be entertaining wonderful ideas of producing a male heir to carry on his dynasty, Hillary is trying to figure out how to keep Bill from destroying all of their futures... even their yet to be adopted heirs to the kingdom. Because she is an astute student of history... recent history... she knows that a dead President is a martyred President and his family and friends are bestowed special perks as a result. The widow is made into a tragic heroine and the children become the princesses and princes of the kingdom.

In her mind she had two choices, do nothing and allow the inner circle to murder her in hopes of ending the Whitewater investigation forever by creating a sympathetic President. And how much more sympathy could you evoke than to have your wife kill herself because she could no longer live without her lover?

Being brighter than the average Arkansan, Hillary knows that all the work that she and her inner circle of friends have done would be for naught if Bill was re-elected. He would be impeached and disgraced. In other words, she has a choice between having him go out like JFK or Richard Nixon. Being one who wishes to hold onto her life as well as her position and power, she and her inner circle have opted for the JFK ending to their problem.

The baby is the dynasty that must be in place for Hillary's scenario to work. Of course, Bill thinks that if he gets re-elected and serves out his term and then retires to the position of elder statesman, that a young William Jefferson Clinton will carry on his name and his dream. In this scenario, they will not adopt a baby, they will find a 12-15 year old of suitable intelligence and parrot personality. This boy will then be sent to Oxford as a Rhodes scholar and the cycle will begin again -- only in Bill's dreams, this child is his tool to maintain power from the sidelines. Bill's dreams do not mention the possibility of impeachment. (Nor do they yet entertain the possibility of his marriage to someone young enough to produce a real heir... but they soon will, if our second breaking story is true.)

And so you have the rest of the story behind the desire for the adoption of a baby for the first family. Let's wait and see who implements their plan first.

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